honey bunches of taint.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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