dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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