Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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