did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I wear drunk well.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
