'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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