Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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