Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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