how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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