just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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