i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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