Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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