i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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