Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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