Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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