I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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