You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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