I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Randomize
