wat bout pragnant strippers??
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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