just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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