For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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