My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I still have a little drunk in my system
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
