i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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