I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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