Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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