He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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