cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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