I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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