that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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