Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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