i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
smell my finger.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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