he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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