Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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