I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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