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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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