It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He? As in you personified your dick?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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