In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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