I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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