So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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