Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize
