You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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