so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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