I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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