She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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