no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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