woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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