Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I love you.
Bad choice
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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