Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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