it's too hot outside to masturbate.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
this is an emotional support booty call
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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