Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I have post one night stand depression
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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