It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I smell like Dick and happiness
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