gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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